Caribbean Humour At It’s Finest…Errmm Funniest

Rasta Monkey Tells Caribbean Jokes

Yuh know yuh from de Caribbean when……

*You refer to all powdered cleaning agents as “Vim”.

*You refer to all storage spaces built into your home as “cupboard”.

*You know somebody called “Beulah”.

*You distinguish between “coco-tea” “bush-tea” and “green-tea”.

*You call all hard candy “sweety”

*You refer to all salt crackers as “Crix or biscuit”.

*You say “whappenin” even at a funeral.

*You tell the host “Good Night” when you arrive at someone’s home in the evening.

*You wash the “wares” after having dinner.

*When someone pays you a compliment, you say “Doan mamaguy eh.”

*When someone sympathises with you, you comment “Yuh think it easy?”

*You point with your lips.

*You give directions with your hands, even if it’s in another state, “Yuh
jus go up de road and when yuh see……..”

*You nod your head upwards to greet someone and sideways when the joke is stale.

*You’re standing next to plenty luggage and boxes at the airport.

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